Get Yours Today! 10-day Retreat Meditation Trophy Bowl w/ spiritually infused earth-toned ribbon

 

Have you ever felt un-evolved or otherwise inferior when other people talk about having attended a 10-day meditation retreat, and wish that you had yourself attended one so you could be one of the cool kids like them?

 

Well, seek no more, weary traveler! Instead of spending 12 excruciatingly quiet days of your life at a 10-day retreat (you need at least 2 days afterwards to come back to your damn mind, let's be honest ;-), why not just buy the trophy that says that you did?

 

This genuine, nature-green Trophy Bowl with spiritually-infused earth-toned ribbon is the perfect para-religious artifact to impress other people about how serious your are about spirituality. Simply place the Meditation Trophy Bowl in a conspicuous location, and your friends will likely ask you about why you have a bowl with earth-toned ribbon around it sitting in the middle of your cubicle. Then, watch them shake their heads in wonder as you tell them that "it comes from a 10-day meditation retreat, and is personally blessed by the guru," and imply that you attended the 10-day retreat yourself without every having to say it! Then, when they follow up with some more detailed question, you can say "Meditation. [loud, steady inhale and exhale] Yes. [another loud breath, relax all facial muscles, and then quietly look them directly in the eyes] I find words conceal the experience more than illuminating it, don't you?" - Boom! You have made yourself seem like you are truly spiritually sophisticated/enlightened AND closed down the conversation from further investigation.

 

Be the envy of everyone who pretends to have a serious meditation practice but really doesn't! Make those who think they really should be meditating but aren't feel inferior and look up to you. Give yourself the spiritual status you have always wanted!

 

If you actually have attended a 10-day meditation retreat - you can still use the Meditation Trophy Bowl as a conversation piece, so you don't have to find an awkward tangent in conversation to impress people by telling them you have. 

 

Get your Meditation Trophy Bowl and multiply your spiritual depth today!

 

NOW WITH SPECIAL FIBONACCI PRICING! (the starting price, buy it now, and shipping are built on the fibbionaci number, infusing this entire auction with bonus quantum geek cred.)

 

BUY IT NOW! (I mean, when else could you possibly buy it anyway? so act NOW!)

 

(note: Truth is the single most important thing in all of life, and humor is more important than truth.) GameOfThriving,com